All in all I thought it was a terrific Super Bowl, except when the Toyota Corolla with the stuck throttle crashed through the west grandstands and took out the entire CBS sideline reporting staff.
I'm kidding, of course. It was a Camry. But other than that, it was a fantastic day at Sun Life Stadium, which at halftime officially changed its name to ``ShamWow Stadium'' and by the end of the game was going by ``Fred.''
Dave Barry takes on another newsworthy event in this new humorous article.